I’m gonna say this once

whoredoeuvre:

thelittlekneesofbees:

lowlyminion:

The right to free speech (if you live in a country that allows you that) means the government won’t put you in jail for what you’re saying. It doesn’t protect you from other people telling you to shut the fuck up.

PARDON ME WHILE I FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVER.

(Source: casfelldown)

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Why “douchebag” is an awesome insult:

imanassspankme:

strawberreli:

riotingfeminist:

niaili:

When you call someone a douchebag, what you’re literally saying to them is,

“You think you’re so great, but your existence is actually totally unnecessary and your main function is probably toxic. Also you shouldn’t be allowed near anyone’s genitalia.”

I never thought about it this way before. 

this is why i use it so much

This is exactly why it’s my favorite insult.

(Source: nerdgirling)

pillowbedhead: Cover art for http://godtier-horuss.tumblr.com on Land of Creepers and Melody!
buttskun: Minecraft Ray! Peaceful and Survival modes!
ellen-deselfish: xieraxiera: why  why not
kaalashnikov: finally a proper redesign of this. not sure what to call this design series yet.
karcrazy: emikafett: In health class today, we got a “what should you say back to somebody who tries pressures you into sex” worksheet. This is what I wrote. And below, what it says, in case you’re having trouble with the picture or reading my handwriting.“Come on, just this once.” - I’d rather have pizza and watch a movie. “What could it hurt?” - You, if you keep pestering me. “Everybody’s doing it.” - Too bad I’m not everybody.“If you loved me, you’d let me.” - If you loved me, you’d buy me Supernatural on Blu-Ray. Hand ‘em over. “I promise we’ll use a condom every time.” - *stares blankly until partner gets uncomfortable and leaves*“No one has to know.” - No one has to know if I murder you.“What are you afraid of?” - Spiders, needles, wasps, clowns, heights, murderers…“Don’t you love me enough to have sex with me?” - No.“You’re just chicken.” - *starts twitching wildly, making chicken noises, and flaps arms like wings*“Don’t you want to know what it’s like?” - Not with you.“Everyone knows you’ve done it before.” - I’d think I’d remember something like that.“Maybe you just don’t like boys.” - Yes, I’m a lesbian.“Put out or get out.” - Okay, bye. “I’m clean, I promise.” - Maybe you should take a bath, then, just to be sure. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW FUCKING BRILLIANT THIS IS OH MY GOD
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